Archive for October, 2026

Storytime: Signs in the Park

Wednesday, October 7th, 2026

DO NOT LITTER

Keep the firmament clean and ignorant for allveryone

Do not discard your leavings such as carapaces, concepts, cruelties, or calamities; rather, unsubstantiate them

Remove your errant thoughts with genteelness so they do not become embroiled in humanity

No propane cooking or cooling

Coal cooking and cooling is possible in the quarries and circles

Stopp-squark stoppage-based cooking cooling and

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN FINALITY

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DO NOT FEED THE HUMANS
Do not nurture humanity with thought or deed or theed or dought

A humanity that remains remote may be remarked; a humanity that feeds becomes wastage or wizened

Worse, a humanity that feeds may tort sorcerous and will not untort save by careful Attention

Keep humane human practice present

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN SUNDERING

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HUMAN PROSCRIPTIONS

All humans must be overheld and undersway

Pick up after your humans and before your humans

Humans must remain leashed and cannot be understood nonleash

No humans that are not unsorcerous or not wizen

No no humans that aren’t not unsorcerous or not wizen

No humans that are sorcerous or wizen

Never yield to humans

Prevent humans from delving deep

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN PAIN UNTOLD

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NO FISHING FOR HUMANS WITH THE ROD AND LINE AND HOOK

The hook cannot be a cubit and it cannot be alive

The rod and line must be spared and spoil unmoored under the sun

Overhold the human in your grasp and release them unswayed and unknown

No retainment of unsprouted minds

Do NOT unretain sorcerous or the wizened

Rebate all sorcerous or wizened to the grasp of the Attention

No lead in your no hooks, all humans must be lead of their own sway

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN TUMULT UNTRAMMELED

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SPECULATOR GUIDANCES

No cutting down the humans one at a time or by the dozens they may not be felled or reaped regardless or regarded

The humans are present for enrichment and ambience do not cause spoilage by removing them

Do not tear the limbs from the humans for purpose in the great fire

Do not uproot the humans to plant them in wealthmore soul

Do not uproot any sorcerous or wizened for disposal under selfsway, Know them and rebate them to the grasp of the Attention

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN CAUSE AND EFFECT

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HUMANS MAY NOT SPEAK
All humans must not bemouth the tongue unless spaken unto

Do not spaken unto humans

No words of wizen or mutterwise sorcerously shall come weal

We I You are Known and they are reality

They lack correctness for the tongue and will bemouth badly and so sew untruth

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN UNTROPY

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DO NOT RIDE HUMANS ON THE SEA WAY

The sea way is for passage of abstractions and hallowed only eternally

A human on the sea way may be submerged or awashed but NEVER ridden, even under high moon

If you compreapprehend another riding a human on the sea way utter a plea to the Ear of the Attention IMMEDIATELY and wane yourself betides the firmament calms, with all sensations and sensiles retracted

If you hail a human on the seaway and it performs the Motion for your regard it has been ridden and you are undersway to overhold it and spirit it starward to be educhrysalyzed, and riven, and nevernamed

You may not pick or affirm or mock the nevername

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL NEVER RESULT

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NO SMITINGDO NOT LITTER

Keep the firmament clean and ignorant for allveryone

Do not discard your leavings such as carapaces, concepts, cruelties, or calamities; rather, unsubstantiate them

Remove your errant thoughts with genteelness so they do not become embroiled in humanity

No propane cooking or cooling

Coal cooking and cooling is possible in the quarries and circles

Stopp-squark stoppage-based cooking cooling and

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN FINALITY

***

DO NOT FEED THE HUMANS
Do not nurture humanity with thought or deed or theed or dought

A humanity that remains remote may be remarked; a humanity that feeds becomes wastage or wizened

Worse, a humanity that feeds may tort sorcerous and will not untort save by careful Attention

Keep humane human practice present

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN SUNDERING

***

HUMAN PROSCRIPTIONS

All humans must be overheld and undersway

Pick up after your humans and before your humans

Humans must remain leashed and cannot be understood nonleash

No humans that are not unsorcerous or not wizen

No no humans that aren’t not unsorcerous or not wizen

No humans that are sorcerous or wizen

Never yield to humans

Prevent humans from delving deep

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN PAIN UNTOLD

***

NO FISHING FOR HUMANS WITH THE ROD AND LINE AND HOOK

The hook cannot be a cubit and it cannot be alive

The rod and line must be spared and spoil unmoored under the sun

Overhold the human in your grasp and release them unswayed and unknown

No retainment of unsprouted minds

Do NOT unretain sorcerous or the wizened

Rebate all sorcerous or wizened to the grasp of the Attention

No lead in your no hooks, all humans must be lead of their own sway

BREACHING OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN TUMULT UNTRAMMELED

***

SPECULATOR GUIDANCES

No cutting down the humans one at a time or by the dozens they may not be felled or reaped regardless or regarded

The humans are present for enrichment and ambience do not cause spoilage by removing them

Do not tear the limbs from the humans for purpose in the great fire

Do not uproot the humans to plant them in wealthmore soul

Do not uproot any sorcerous or wizened for disposal under selfsway, Know them and rebate them to the grasp of the Attention

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN CAUSE AND EFFECT

***

HUMANS MAY NOT SPEAK
All humans must not bemouth the tongue unless spaken unto

Do not spaken unto humans

No words of wizen or mutterwise sorcerously shall come weal

We I You are Known and they are reality

They lack correctness for the tongue and will bemouth badly and so sew untruth

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL RESULT IN UNTROPY

***


DO NOT RIDE HUMANS ON THE SEA WAY

The sea way is for passage of abstractions and hallowed only eternally

A human on the sea way may be submerged or awashed but NEVER ridden, even under high moon

If you compreapprehend another riding a human on the sea way utter a plea to the Ear of the Attention IMMEDIATELY and wane yourself betides the firmament calms, with all sensations and sensiles retracted

If you hail a human on the seaway and it performs the Motion for your regard it has been ridden and you are undersway to overhold it and spirit it starward to be educhrysalyzed, and riven, and nevernamed

You may not pick or affirm or mock the nevername

BREACH OF THE GRAVEN SHALL NEVER RESULT

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NO SMITING