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It’s not a very important number but we like the base ten hereabouts.  And THAT, just below us on the page, was the one hundredth full story I’ve uploaded to this particular webpiece.
Now I just have to hit 100 GOOD stories.  That could take a few decades, but assuming the web holds together that long, I can keep trying for a bit.
And if you’ve read some of these, thank you.  Hopefully you liked a couple.

There’s a couple unfortunate things coinciding this week.  First, my computer bit its own hard drive off, and is now in the hands of a guy who I hope can salvage its big, stupid, lovable rear.  Second, I was filled with a crippling creativity deficit until yesterday.  Third, I’m lazy.  The last one’s sort of a constant, though. 

The end result of all this is that this week’s update probably isn’t happening today.  I’d damn well like to have it up and running by Thursday or Friday, but we’ll see how fast I can put it out.  Apologies to the three of you who are reading this, especially the spambot, whose appreciation for me apparently grows day by day.

Allright.  I vanished off the map due a myriad of site-hacking related issues (PROBABLY not my fault, seeing as they didn’t use the opportunity to hijack any of my other password-related things – no, that is NOT an invitation!) and stayed off for a time because it was impossible to upload pictures and oh who am I kidding, I’m lazy.  Almost too lazy to handle two university courses at a time, online or not.  A single update of trivial essaywork or pittance of story?  WORK OVERLOAD!

Expect a short story up tomorrow.  Until then, enjoy the rehashed, ancient, pap-like bear info below.  After that, normal low-quality service should resume. 

-Jamie

Okay, so the site imploded for a while, due to a combination of reasons not entirely unrelated to unsavory net-people.  Whatever.  Anyways, it’s back up now, and I’m pleased to say that I’ve used the downtime to write absolutely 0 articles worth of buffer.

…well, I did finish the bear one.  So expect that come Wednesday.  Apologies to all.

UPDATED: Well, that didn’t work.  Site should be going down again shortly so that it can be altered and retooled to suck less.  That could take another fistfull of whiles.  Apologies.  Go read some good webcomics.