This post has been sanctioned “first” in accordance with the harmonious and ancient policies of the internet. May it live long and prosper, be viewed by more than a single digit’s worth of people, and be unblemished by server trouble, trolling, flaming, or leet haxing.
On the topic of “firsts” beyond their internet applicability as “that stupid message trolls post on comments sections and forum threads rather than actually thinking,” an interesting statistic that I may have hallucinated once stated that most blogs rarely get past that first sixpack or so of giddy posts, and a fairly major amount stall out on their very first. I don’t know about you, but I personally just can’t wait to become a statistic.
Anyways, maybe you’ll find some stuff here. Maybe you’ll even like it. Either way, it’s now time to wait in something quite a bit less than suspense as I muddle around and figure out how to run what is probably the simplest website design known to man.