Onward and over another clump of base five.
-Skeleton key lime pie
-Tremendous quantities of rocks with trees on them.
-Especially if there’s water next to them.
-And some moss and lichen sprinkled on top.
-Tenacious mollusks with colourful costumes, simple codenames, and a multimedia franchise, most likely in the 1990s.
-Trees with too many roots.
-Trees with too many branches.
-Trees with too many leaves.
-Trees that are just too much.
-Numb skulls.
-That vexed little squawk cats make when they’re feeling peevish.
-A couple of chums on a shark tour chumming the water.
-Benevolent squid.
-Mixed, matched, and scrambled metaphors.
-Extremely dead ecosystems and ecologies.
-Extremely undead ecosystems and ecologies.
-Cloning dinosaurs upside-down
-Dogs that borf rather than bark.
-Careful, diligent, and gentle bulls in china shops with nice wide aisles free of obstruction.
-Ancient tablets documenting timeless idiocies.
-Grumbling grubs.
-Things that shouldn’t be on a pizza that shouldn’t make it taste good but are and do nonetheless.
-Unseasonal ice.
-Societies devoid of anthropomorphism.
-Music made with water, by water, for water, of water.
-A mystical pitchfork within a haystack that shall make whomsoever draws it forth the rightful farmhand of all the field.
-Crunchy, crispy, and crackly food.
-A very large lunch, somewhat delayed.
-Pliosaurid plesiosaurs.
-Big sandwiches that don’t fall apart in your hands but look like they should.
-The true treasure being friendship but also something else because why not.
-Mangling mandibles.
-Wealth in the form of substances utterly and intrinsically useless whose production is harmless and without victims.
-Also, magical dragons that live under your pillow.
-A pinch of this and a dash of that.
-All-natural sassafras extract used to provide crucial sass supplements for malnourished teens.
-Oone moore o.
-Dessert islands, particularly jellied ones.
-Reptile pets, friends, and family members.
-Seeing seesaw blades.
-Treasure cauldrons.
-Entirely arbitrary scales.
-Caroming off of things.
– Deliberate, premeditated vagueness in recipes.
-The contents of indescribably ancient lagoons.
-For sale: baby shoes, worn until they were outgrown it happened really fast those suckers get big quickly don’t they boy howdy.
-Scrabbling and scrambling for height, as long as it’s purely recreational.
-Roving islands. Methods include: giant turtles, hidden engines, big sails, spontaneous dematerialization, hallucination all along, and pure wilfulness.
-Nonsteel wools such as bronze, aluminium, and sheep.
-Extensive historical simulations concerning the long-term struggles, triumphs, and eventual downfall of societies inhabiting large banks of snow in the front yard.
-Any fruit that needs to be roasted for consumption.
-Driftwood construction.
-Tactical tic tac toe and its oft neglected but equally vital companions, strategic tic tac toe and logistical tic tac toe.
-Municipal battleships.
-Mayn’taise.
-Soft fuzzy cat bellies, as long as they are not touched and thereby induced to Claw.
-Looming.
-Corvids rubbernecking at the groundbound.
-A phone home that contains a home phone that is used to phone home.
-Spiteful children of any species.
-Socks on legs that do not need them, e.g. cats, elephants, tables, pianos, etc.
-Anything lacking visible external ears.
-Animals that fly that shouldn’t.
-Ongoing geological processes that produce delicious edible substances.
-Blinking.
-Any tub that is not a bath.
-Social species that reject monarchy.
-Fishing chips.
-Any form of fictitious technology involving the physical incorporation of very very large organisms.
-Vampires that weren’t human, don’t look human, and never will appear human.
-Constructing a diorama and taking a photograph of it and successfully, fraudulently presenting it as the original subject.
-Unbelievably small force wielded with indiscriminate lack of skill.
-Bays, valleys, fjords, calderas, coves, lagoons….just about any geographic phenomenon where something intrudes into something else, especially where it’s round.
-Light bulbs that work more like garlic bulbs.
-The history of earth’s continents being them playing bumper cars over and over.
-Running in big ol’ circles for no reason than to do so.
-An inordinate fondness for beetles.
-Brightly-coloured and eye-catching plant displays that are absolutely not flowers.
-Seeing seagulls.