Well, on Saturday morning I leave for the frigid wyldernesse ofe Northeron Ontarioe for two weeks. Seeing as there’s no internet there, there shall also be no updates for all two of you reading this (I count myself and my mother). On the other hand, I’m going to throw two bonus updates at you tomorrow to tide you over. Don’t gobble them both in the same day or you’ll go hungry for the rest of my absence. Instead, to attain maximum authenticy, read one apiece on Wednesday, preferably absurdly late in the day when any sane person would’ve posted something at ten o’clock if not earlier.
An Update: Okay, we’re leaving at 7:30. My average time of wakeup is nine, my average time of coherency is eleven. Therefore, your updates arrive early.